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<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 22:22:48 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>sighxamillion</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/sighxamillion</link>
    <description>I'm so FUCKING PATHETIC.

I don't know him as well as I should. I'm jumping in. I don't know a motherfucking thing about him except that he likes Tool, he can NOT talk about his feelings and that his parents like sewing and fishing.

Why is it that when he tells me to go live with him, I find myself adhering and saying... &quot;If I had the money...... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/sighxamillion&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:44:07 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Cold hard bitch.</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/cold-hard-bitch</link>
    <description>If you have yet to believe that I am one of the meanest people in the world, read this;

Me: The world is going to end soon. And thankfully, I've done everything I need to do.
Malik [ex]: like what?
Me: 1/ I'm in love 2/ I'm getting a puppy soon 3/ I'll tell my parents I hate them on December 21st, 2012
Malik: in love? with who?
Me: Does it m... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/cold-hard-bitch&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 19:27:17 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Time machiiine!</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/time-machiiine</link>
    <description>Four years ago...

How old were you?
Nine.

What grade were you in?
Fourth.

Where did you go to school?
Granville Public.

Where did you live?
Granville.

How was your hair style?
It was kinda long.

Did you wear braces?
Nope.

Did you wear contacts?
No.

Did you wear glasses?
No.

Who was your best friend?
Katherine and... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/time-machiiine&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:11:20 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>The real me vs. the human me.</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/real-me-vs-human-me</link>
    <description>The real me felt like replying to Malik's email saying... &quot;I don't give a shit what the mormons near you fucking do to try and brainwash you. Go bang your head on the wall or something.&quot;

The human me felt like replying to Malik's email and saying... &quot;Okay we'll talk tomorrow. Cya&quot;.

I am human.

I said the latter.

&lt;b&gt;The real me... dilute... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/real-me-vs-human-me&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 05:03:17 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>I ignored the internet for a day, and I feel blasphemous.</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/i-ignored-internet-day-i-feel-blasphemous</link>
    <description>I'm not kidding. I feel like I've sinned and need to repent. I'd go repent and stuff, except Jesus and God and Buddha and Adonais and Brahman and Allah and the Sikh gurus and Zeus have all abandon-ated me.

I'm listening to Josh Kelley's Amazing. This is the best song ever.... no questions asked bishes!

Getting a journal from Scholastic with a... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/i-ignored-internet-day-i-feel-blasphemous&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:20:46 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>We\'re puppets, just like Elmo!</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/were-puppets-just-like-elmo</link>
    <description>Except not as cute.

Our school is Sesame Street 2. 

You cannot come here if you are;
male
smart
unique
or ugly
or you want to do something other than hairdressing/security guard-ing/ mechanic-ing.

You just can't come here if you're a self respecting guy.

Or a non-self respecting guy, for that matter.

Patricia is talking about pu... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/were-puppets-just-like-elmo&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 18:46:49 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Is this stupid or what?</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/stupid-what</link>
    <description>S- Why did you think I didn't have feelings for you?
Me- You didn't tell me you did.
S- I was embarrassed because you're younger than me.

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE LOGIC BEHIND THAT? CAUSE I'M NOT GETTING IT.... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/stupid-what&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 00:44:33 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>I am FAT.</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/i-am-fat</link>
    <description>So, was looking through my files, and saw the pics that I took today, including the foxy glove ones. You should only look at these pictures if you need a HUGE ego boost, cause like, I'M FAT.

(the pics aren't dialup safe, they're like, half a megabyte each. )
&lt;a href=&quot;http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/9139/muhpicz0025km.jpg&quot;&gt;clickie here for fa... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/i-am-fat&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:17:46 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>How stupid am I?</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/how-stupid-am-i</link>
    <description>On the stupid scale, of which Homer is 10, I am eleven.

I just basically said to S, &quot;Don't touch me, because you're a horndog&quot;. I feel incredibly, incredibly stupid.

And... somewhat reassured.

But... still, incredibly stupid.

*bangs head*

If my mouth were bigger, I'd be an oral sex pornstar.

*bangs head once more*... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/how-stupid-am-i&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 17:50:51 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Hail my story writing skills.</title>
	<link>http://www.aeonity.com/tales/hail-my-story-writing-skills</link>
    <description>There was once a girl, who went to school. She then fell over this thing called a dwarf, that hit her in the shin with an axe.

She then cries and is sent to hospital. There is a blonde faggy nurse called Legolas there, who turns out to be gay, and mistakes her for a guy. He is an elf.

She tells him she isn't a guy, and he cries, then his frie... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aeonity.com/tales/hail-my-story-writing-skills&quot; title=&quot;Read More&quot;&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:40:37 -0500</pubDate>
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