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Things that annoy me.

21st Oct, 2005 3:55:17 am - Subscribe
1/ People who call others fake. Who are you to decide who is real, exactly? Do you have some exclusive membership of a Real club? So, someone decides they want to be like someone else. They're still real. The people we imitate will help shape the person we are.

2/ People who swear to celibacy on non-religious grounds. This is usually done by girls/guys who have never had sex, and come to the conclusion that it is evil, though it can't be, since everything that lives does it, except them, because they're too annoying anyway.

3/ That feeling you get, even when a relationship with someone is over, and your friends say they talked to them, and it's like, OMG WHAT DID THEY SAY?

4/ "Omg my best friend is with my ex I hate her now stupid whore". They're your ex, why should you care? It's OVARRRR.

5/ People who have kids within the first year of marriage. Mm, I'm talking people who never lived under the same roof before marriage, and have a kid straight after it. JESUS CHRIST, USE CONDOMS. rikhghtiughtiu!!!

6/ "Whu, muh, moi, mi, tyme, lyfe" What the fuck? It's not even an abbreviaton! I can live with "r,u,2", but jesus! Whu wreked muh lyfe?

7/ When my mother is in the kitchen idling and asks me to make tea.

8/ Baklava.

9/ Racism.

10/ Vegans. Anti-fur-ians. You get the picture.

11/ Loud birds.

12/ The fact that the cotton buds are always in my sister's room.

13/ Waiting.

14/ People who put friends before lovers.

15/ Bad premature teenage mistaches. Okay, it looks good on some people, but eck ;/

16/ The haircut of just about every guy at granville boys' high school. A rat tail. Ewh.

17/ People who really really don't give a shit about their appearance, and show up to the bus stop with chocolate spread around their mouths and most of the buttons of their shirts undone. *shivers*

18/ People who go into chatrooms pretending to be celebrities. *sigh*

19/ People who leave comments like, "omg stop posting about ____". Amazingly, the admins never do this (or I haven't seen it). When you pay for aeonity's bandwidth, THEN you can tell people to stop posting. Grr.

20/ When you say "sXe" on chatrooms, and people say, "youre not sexy". OMG, FUCK YOU, AND DIE.

21/ Drugs.

22/ Alcohol.

23/ Tobacco.

24/ Alcohol.

25/ Racist people sad.gif

26/ Homophobic people.

27/ Times New Roman. EWW.

28/ People who steal shit they can easily pay for.

29/ Love hearts.

30/ People who tease other people about pimples. *stabs*

31/ People at the beach/pool who have excessive chest hair and don't wear shirts. *bangs head*
mood: annoyed
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avatar playwright

October 21st, 2005
Those are some very interesting points.

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