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Adventures of Windex

Nov 19th, 2006 5:07:48 pm - Subscribe

Farm Trip take 2.



The sexual predators list is almost as good as eharmony.
mood: obsessed
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In deeds

Nov 15th, 2006 8:41:44 pm - Subscribe

So what if I don't have pubic hair. The world can just piss off. Congratulations on your marriage, sorry I don't know how to read. The bright like sucks when it burns into your retinas. Put foam on your head and spin around. It will be in the same location it was what would you do-oo-oo for a klonDIKE bar?

I'll do that bitch on the sofa.
mood: quirky
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to be..or not Toobey

Oct 4th, 2006 9:47:24 pm - Subscribe

ah, this blog is great, it instantly knew my mood was 'special'
i really do feel special. just fucking special.
i can play the accordion and i have two legs. what else could i possibly desire?
sometimes i get weird feelings someone is watching me. maybe they are, maybe its...you
ok, so probably not but thats beside the point of.. her lack of pubic hair.
i cant quit thinking about the lincoln assassination. is that how you spell assassination?..because that is a lot of ass. anyways, what if lincoln planned the whole thing himself. we will never know..
anways its about time to go tend to the cows and masturbate.
mood: special
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van

Jul 26th, 2006 10:59:30 pm - Subscribe



My aunt betty and gramma billy.



Have you seen me?



I can't believe I'm related to him.

mood: wonderful
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yap

Jul 26th, 2006 10:37:44 pm - Subscribe

mood: empowered
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New pics from my trip to uranus

Dec 9th, 2005 4:44:44 pm - Subscribe






This is uncle Randy.




This is the baseball game we went to.



This is the train we took but it crashed.



So we flew.
Then that crashed.

mood: irked
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morning gold silver pants

Nov 4th, 2005 10:01:50 pm - Subscribe

what ever the fuck you want

mood: manly
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I had no idea.

Nov 3rd, 2005 4:17:50 pm - Subscribe

You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism

75%

Paganism

67%

Christianity

67%

Islam

63%

agnosticism

50%

Judaism

50%

Hinduism

42%

Satanism

21%

atheism

13%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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mood: confuzzled
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Do you think...?

Nov 1st, 2005 5:30:03 pm - Subscribe

They should really consider inventing honey barbeque mints.

I think they already did, in Louisiana. NO. Arkansas.

More like, uranus.

Haha, you are dumb.
mood: deflated
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ALL THIS sTuFF

Nov 1st, 2005 5:27:58 pm - Subscribe

Pics from my trip.

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Photograph of the unicorn I rode to Kentucky.

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That was when I got high with Jarrod.

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Picture of a camel I took when I was overseas.

mood: vicious
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A*Shaw

Jun 29th, 2005 9:54:27 pm - Subscribe

She's like you know, the coolest MoFo I kNoW. Homeschoolin all da way/ YO?

Im gonna be a wrapper.
A candy one.

Corn Nuggets, they like; Cream corn, FRIED style, yo! AmAZinG~~~***^^^###

"do you remember when you called justin poodle"..then you were like YEAH thats cuz i was toked up"

Don't hate.
mood: swell
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Aliens or Meow Mix

Jun 29th, 2005 9:54:23 pm - Subscribe

For those who believe in aliens im totally with you. I have this article about how George Bush kissed an alien. Well dammit who doesnt believe that...

So Captain R. forced me to write this..on a scale from 1-100 i would give this a -8. -8 for fucking sucky.

If everyone in the world was amish i think it might be a better world. We could figure out how to sail to china on a horse. That would be amazing..another amazing this is corn nuggets. how bizarre! dang... fried corn in a thing of thing.i know that was profound...

Now about Meow Mix. if an alien were to come to the united states and want cat food he would totally pick meow mix just for the fact that iams is really good for you. I was eating iams one day and it was just sticking in my teeth and i was thinking "dang im eating this in hopes of an orgasm not for it to get stuck in my teeth."

The main point of this is to try and get kids to think about thinkable things to think about. This is for all of the people that have shit their pants over seeing aliens or have tried to eat iams cat food and got totally disgusted and wouldnt try meow mix. Give it a chance for once. if there is something you dont like, like something kinda like it but crappier. You will find your penis will ejaculate more often and longer.


mood: Porn Groove
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Hooblah

Jun 22nd, 2005 10:11:41 pm - Subscribe

Sometimes after falling you feel less well whereas when you dont fall you feel more unwell.

Don't be fooled. It's not as deep as you may think. But if you do indeed read it backwords, it will confuse the hell out of you. So I suggest having several children named Hooblah and Micock and moving to Jamaca with the one you love most. Ben. Goodnight Terr, Cami, and Girlfriend.
mood: on sale now
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dammit bean!

Jun 21st, 2005 9:31:39 pm - Subscribe

Once apon a time there was a young lad named Juan. Juan of Evergreen. But actually this is a story about Mitch. Mitich the bitch. He was so gay but he didn't realize that by coming out of the closet he could be, in fact, more popular than ever. I don't know what program you are using but damn, don't make fun of macs in front of me brandon...oh wait, why am I defending macs? I hate Mac! That is all.

Thank you bean, and In the future, don't use my real name. And by real I mean, Nickname. "What?"
mood: schizophrenic
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Tribute to Rachel E.

Jun 20th, 2005 10:35:24 pm - Subscribe

So I was walking down the street and i saw this girl..she was like naked and i said WHAT ARE YOU DOING NAKED..and she said well i thought this was a nudist colony. I reminded her that she was right and asked her what her name was. She told me her name was Rachel.
It seemed as if we had a lot in common she is really cool and her name is Rachel. SHE IS AMAZING.
So next time you meet up with someone naked dont be afraid, shake their penis and call them rachel..thats you rachel you crazy homo
mood: amazing
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psd

May 13th, 2005 11:52:28 pm - Subscribe



mood: detached
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so yeah

May 13th, 2005 10:32:45 pm - Subscribe

mood: aroused
Listening to: Barry White
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