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Club Anthems
Jun 13th, 2007 11:00:05 am - Subscribe


Hello I am Preenkafkafmulumulugerbil-Nyoh, Public Relations Officer of the TLFC fanclub. The season is gearing up for an exciting climax and we at the fan club wish the team all the best in their push for a respectable league standing.

As a new but rapidly-developing football club, we at the TLFC fan club believe the time is right for the club to have its very own club anthems and supporter chants.

We got our best songwriters and came up with a few chants that we will teach the fans on our next matchday. Before that, however, we require the approval of The Gaffer and the playing team. It would be useless to start singing a song that would not spur the team on, wouldn't it? Oh, all the woulds.

So here are the songs, just waiting to reverberate in our magnificent playing ground. All they need now is permission to do so.

The TLFC Anthem

Let me tell you about TLFC

We have solid stuff with
Irwan Iskandar as keeper
Faliq may stink
But he's one strong defender

Russell's so commanding
You'll feel safe with him around
Jon is The Hummer, he wants to
Run all the other teams to the ground

Denzyl's not around
But Fahmy does the job well
Ben's just as stable
I don't think he likes to play Freecell

If the other team has the ball,
Nas had it not long ago
Aizat passes the ball
Like CM3's Tonton Zola Moukoko

Syah is our answer to Ronaldinho
Suff wants to pee on Jose Mourinho
Both of them are born on the same day
They both make us happy...and gay

Mus is forever offside, even in bed
Aloy runs down the right
Darryl's goals are exquisitely-made
Marcus in the team is such a rare sight

And all of us make....
TLFC!!!!!!!!!!!

TLFC Forever!

When you take the bus
And you swear and cuss
Because everything around you is stuuuu-piiid
Then come on over for a TLFC game
Come to Regent Sec
We won't be there even for a sec
Because knowing our luuuuck
The match will be postponed

Oh-whoa-whoa!
TLFC Forever!
Are we orange and black?
Is that what we wear?
Or white and black?
What do we care?
TLFC Forever! TLFC Forever!

TLFC (sung to the tune of Monster by The Automatic)

Knowing our luck tonight we'll lose
Tonight we'll lose, tonight we'll lose
We're so used to it we won't give boos
Won't give boos, won't give boos

The other team is full of eight-year-olds
Eight-year-olds, eight-year-olds
They'll dribble circles around 20-year-olds
Twenty-year-olds, twenty-year-olds

What's that losing seventeen-nil
Is it The Losers?
Is it The Losers?
What's that losing seventeen-nil
Is it The Losers?
Is it The Losers?
What's that losing seventeen-nil?


The TLFC Cheer! (to the tune of If You Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hand)

If the ball's in the air, then Russell will head it (Head! Head!) (X2)
If the ball's in the air, don't you expect Nas to care,
If the ball's in the air, then Russell will head it (Head! Head!)

If Jon is out then we are screwed (Screwed! Screwed!) (X2)
If Jon is out, there's nothing much to talk about,
If Jon is out then we are screwed (Screwed! Screwed!)

If Irwan's not keeper we have Nazir (Oh shit!) (X2)
If Irwan's not keeper, and Sam can't play either,
If Irwan's not keeper we have Nazir (Oh shit!)

If there are ciggys, there's Syah, Daniel and Darryl (Smoke! Smoke!) (X2)
If there are ciggys left to smoke, they will smoke until they choke,
If there are ciggys, there's Syah, Daniel and Darryl (Smoke! Smoke!)

If Mus is offside, then that's old news (Old news!) (X2)
If Mus is offside, at least he scores when he gets it right
If Mus is offside then that's old news (Old news!)

Do provide feedback on these hard-laboured-for songs. We at the fan club will be waiting eagerly.

Cheerios.

Namaste!


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anonymous - June 24th, 2007
ah songs are aproved.. Haa!!!!!


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