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yay for...wal-mart, NOT
Date: Mar 28th, 2005 10:44:05 am - Subscribe
Mood: bizarre


Driving along Rutherford on a not so bright, yet not quite gloomy day, I pull into the turning lane to go into wal-mart. Sitting idly by for the light to turn red, I hear a 'HEY, GIRL!!!' Much to my surprise, my head turns. I see a guy, one that I've never seen, calling to me, his head hanging out the window like a little puppy dog drooling for fresh air and maybe a tennis ball. Did I mention that he was also driving? Scary. I've never seen dude before. Bizarre. Very bizarre.

I slowly entertained the idea that maybe he wasn't talking to me. But as I thought about it, I was the only car in the turning lane at the time. I did have my window down, and I was tapping my fingers along the steering wheel to some lovely Jason Mraz...but is that really what inspires a "hey girl!'? Maybe my hotness was too much for him. Or maybe I did know him, but he flew by so quickly with his head hanging out the window that I didn't realize it. But I, honestly, only know one guy that drives a pickup truck. One. And it definitely wasn't him.

I mean, seriously, people. I mean, yes, it's cool that random people will say hello to you while trying to murder people on the way out of Wal-Mart, but let's learn a lesson from this. Don't hang your head out the window and drive at the same time, especially not while you're calling out to people that you don't know. That's a bad idea. That's why we have cell phones. And if it was just a cat call, well, find a better approach. There's nothing attractive about a guy in a beat up pickup truck with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

End of story.
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