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velouria Bomb Scare! - Subscribe
I was diligently working at my desk when I heard a voice from the hall saying we had to evacuate the building immediately.

We all scattered out, yelling out a warning into the bathrooms as we passed. Outside, we heard there was a suspicious package near the front door. It was described as a long, tall brown bag partially open. Someone else had said it was a "package."

Most emergency services were in attendance for this grand event: Firemen, Policemen, and Bomb Squad! We stood at the far corner of the back parking lot....waiting...waiting then BOOM!

Geese, ducks, and heron were startled into flight in all directions. The bomb squad had exploded the package.

The inquisitive went to the front of the building and discovered the tattered remains of...what??? what is that??? It looks like napkins? Yes! Smoothie King napkins!

Turns out that the Smoothie King man had dropped the package of napkins as he was leaving after bringing refreshments to our nursing department.

What an exciting afternoon that was.
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Mood: adventurous

velouria Gimme Back My License Plate! Feb 25th, 2008 4:45:05 pm - Subscribe
I can't believe my luck! haha
I just noticed that my license plate is gone!
I do not remember it being gone last night, but it was possibly stolen from my driveway. Or, it may have been stolen from the parking garage at my office building...or across campus in another staff lot.

I called the police and told them I was not sure where it was stolen and was informed that I could only make a report in the city in which it was stolen! haha So I was like "yeah...it was stolen in *this* city"

I'm still waiting now for the police to call me back to take my report over the phone. It's been about two hours now...I hope they call soon lol.

I don't want to get home tonight and hear of "the get-away car had the license tag XXX### and seems to be registered to My Name" lol
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Mood: Criminalized