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Cost of Soda vs Gas
Date: Oct 21st, 2006 8:30:45 am - Subscribe


Yeah yeah yeah. I totally know what you're thinking (esp Alex haha). "Gas prices are so expensive!" Now you're prolly thinking "Oh, wool gas is one of the cheapest liquids, ounce per ounce, we jus consume it more than anything" Am I right? I am here to tell you that you are WRONG. Wool not about us consuming gas more than anything. Dang, if you consumed more soda than gas you'd be pretty much dead. Either that or you'd be like, one of those agoraphobias who like, are afraid of the sun. haha... "Ooh, is that apple juice?" But anyways....

So ya, I went to 7/11 and got wunna those 64 oz "BIG GULPS" as they call it, and my dad paid for my first one. Now if you keep the cup, they only charge you like half price(ish). Also, they don't always make you pay for it, they'll jus say have a nice day when you go up to the counter and tell them it's a refill.

So... I went in the first time, and they said have a nice day, and I left. The second time I went in, they charged me 89 cents. I went in again later (that same day actually haha) and got another one and they gave that one to me for free. I jus went out tonight and got another one for free. So I got 4 sodas. I paid for 1 soda. 1 soda is 64 oz (half gallon), and I got 4, for the price of one, which means I got 2 gallons of soda for 89 cents. Therefore, each gallon was... *grabs my TI-86, which is basically a step below Jesus* $0.00347 per ounce, or $0.445 a gallon. Gas is $3.29 or somethin a gallon. WOW. Soda is hecka cheap if you know where to get it.

Another note... I had 2 in one day. I had half gallon of Mountain Dew and half gallon of Pepsi in ONE DAY. Note that my urine was bright florescent yellow. Like seriously, it looks like in those cartoons where like, there's like, some pot of gold or something and there's like, rays of light shining out of the pot. Cept the gold was my urine and the pot was... my pot. So ya, that basically made my day.


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