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Wow.
Date: Oct 21st, 2006 8:33:43 am - Subscribe
Mood: chipper


Monday, May 29, 2006

Wow. God is pretty much freakin awesome.

So yeah... I was writin in my prayer journal tonight... and like.... I gotta be honest, I really don't read the Bible much. I try to write in my prayer journal everyday tho. So like, I've always known I should read my Bible, blah blah blah, but I never really got around to it. So tonight I kinda felt lead to read the Bible. Dunno why it was tonight. So it was funny... basically I flip through random pages in the New Testament, and I come upon this:

10Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. 12For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. 18And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints.

I've read this a hundred times in church, at school, heck, in the first grade I memorized this whole thing for the speech meet. The main thing that caught my eye was the last half of verse 17. Take up the Sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. So I get this picture of like... this soldier guy runnin around like a chicken with his head cut off, without a weapon. Just a shield. Then I think, wait a sec, tha'z not very good in battle I suppose, eh? I mean sure, he can defend himself and stuff, but as far as advancing into enemy territory, he's pretty much useless. So ya, I'm pretty sure I'll be readin my Bible a hecka lot more. And it didn't end there either! I continued to read outta 2nd Thes and stuff, and I got a buncha other good stuff too! Stuff like be patient with people (not a habit of mine), respect those in authority, consider everyone above yourself (walk in other peoples shoes... again, not a habit of mine), and a buncha good stuff like that. I looked up, and before I knew it, a whole HALF HOUR had gone by! I was like, whoa. I jus got into this! So ya, I figured I'd hop on myspace and tell yall how AWESOME I AM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh... if any of you people wanna keep me accountable with readin the Bible... tha'd be cool! And I can return the favor if you'd like.

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8D


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Cost of Soda vs Gas
Date: Oct 21st, 2006 8:30:45 am - Subscribe


Yeah yeah yeah. I totally know what you're thinking (esp Alex haha). "Gas prices are so expensive!" Now you're prolly thinking "Oh, wool gas is one of the cheapest liquids, ounce per ounce, we jus consume it more than anything" Am I right? I am here to tell you that you are WRONG. Wool not about us consuming gas more than anything. Dang, if you consumed more soda than gas you'd be pretty much dead. Either that or you'd be like, one of those agoraphobias who like, are afraid of the sun. haha... "Ooh, is that apple juice?" But anyways....

So ya, I went to 7/11 and got wunna those 64 oz "BIG GULPS" as they call it, and my dad paid for my first one. Now if you keep the cup, they only charge you like half price(ish). Also, they don't always make you pay for it, they'll jus say have a nice day when you go up to the counter and tell them it's a refill.

So... I went in the first time, and they said have a nice day, and I left. The second time I went in, they charged me 89 cents. I went in again later (that same day actually haha) and got another one and they gave that one to me for free. I jus went out tonight and got another one for free. So I got 4 sodas. I paid for 1 soda. 1 soda is 64 oz (half gallon), and I got 4, for the price of one, which means I got 2 gallons of soda for 89 cents. Therefore, each gallon was... *grabs my TI-86, which is basically a step below Jesus* $0.00347 per ounce, or $0.445 a gallon. Gas is $3.29 or somethin a gallon. WOW. Soda is hecka cheap if you know where to get it.

Another note... I had 2 in one day. I had half gallon of Mountain Dew and half gallon of Pepsi in ONE DAY. Note that my urine was bright florescent yellow. Like seriously, it looks like in those cartoons where like, there's like, some pot of gold or something and there's like, rays of light shining out of the pot. Cept the gold was my urine and the pot was... my pot. So ya, that basically made my day.


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I think I jus became a statistic...
Date: May 6th, 2006 5:38:03 pm - Subscribe
Mood: Hot Mama?!


Wednesday, April 19, 2006


WHOA. So ya, my sister wants me to take her to Christian Supply. So I'm like, ok. So I pull off onto the freeway exit and prepare to turn right on the red light, and allavasudden, my tank (my '79 Malibou) gets hit. My first thought was "who the heck is RPGin my tank?!" Then I was like, "Oh crap, I jus got in an accident!" Then, "Oh, no big deal, it wasn't my fault." ahahaha! So ya, this fine lookin mexican girl slammed my butt. So I'm like, w/e, and pull into a gas station, as does she. So I get out, and I'm like, whoa. Ok, as far as my town goes, if you get hit, (actually, if you jus have contact with anyone) chances are, it'll be some fat ugly white trash red neck. So I get outta my car at the gas station, and I'm like, whoa. This mexican girl's gotta be like, 20, 21 maybe. I see some kids in the back seat. The youngest one was like 4 and the oldest one was like 9 or 10. So my dad gets here, and we do misc paperwork and crap. I check out my car, and there's a slight dent in the bumper, so I figure she shouldn't be in bad shape. WRONG. I forgot that I was in a tank of a Malibou and she was in her ... non-tankish vehicle. She had massive dentage and had chipped paint and spider cracks all over. haha, it was pretty sweet. So then, right before we go our seperate ways (I found out the girl was 27 btw, weird huh?), the 10 year old kid in the car says "Mom! Are you almost done?" I was like, WHAT?! That girl looked NICE for havin 3 kids!!!! Heck, she looked nice for not havin ANY kids! So... 27 - 10. I'll let you do the math. (For those of you who are into lower math, *cough* amy *cough*, the answer is 17 years old. I was like, ok... so I jus thought that that mexican mama was nice lookin? Someone shoot me.

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Jus a note... Andrew, Michael: Note the date. WEDNESDAY, April 19, 2006. 8D It all makes sense now.

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So ya, after that I took my sister to Christian Supply and got a few books and I listened to Demon Hunter and bought a wallet with skulls on it. On the way home, we almost got into another accident lolz! This idiot backed out of his driveway and out into my lane. I had to dodge him haha. It was cool. So ya, tha'z my day for ya.
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IF YOU LIKE HARDCORE
Date: May 6th, 2006 5:35:57 pm - Subscribe
Mood: Metalic?!


Monday, April 17, 2006

So ya, I bought the new Project 86 CD. They have a myspace, and a video. But you hafta go to myspace music and video search Project 86. It's a pretty sweet video. What the heck. They don't have the CD on record. Tha'z hecka lame. But ya, check out the mvideo.
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Hot Topic and Econ class...
Date: May 6th, 2006 5:34:54 pm - Subscribe


Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Hot Topic and Econ class...

Yeah, so this is my Econ Assignment. We're doin this Virtual Stock Market game online and I'm jus messin around with stocks and my fake $100000 havin fun. But we had a writing assignment, and here it is, completely unedited. And I'm turning this in tomorrow.

I invested in Hot Topic because I buy a lot of stuff from them and they are pretty much the awesomest store ever. I invested in Berkshire Hathaway because Thomas did, and that kid is a genius, so I figured Id get rich quickly. I sold it a day or two later because it didnt do much, and I need something that goes up and down constantly to keep me from getting bored. I invested in Coca Cola because they produce Full Throttle, which is the best energy drink out there, except for Monster, and they didnt have a stock for Monster that I found, which is pretty lame because Monster Assaults are incredible, even though they taste like dirt mixed with Mountain Dew. I didnt really go anywhere to check out if my stocks are going up or down except for the VSE search engine and quotes. I figured that the quotes from the VSE website would be the most reliable because they deal with the stocks on a daily basis. And, I figured if they turned out to be lying to me or something, its no big deal because the $100,000 that we put into the game isnt real, and so if I went broke, oh well. But if I did have $100,000 I sure has heck wouldnt put it in the stock market. Id take it out and buy like, a car or something.

haha, I think I totally deserve kudos for that. But I lost cool points las time I did that (at least tha'z what kat said) so I can't give myself kudos. And asking for kudos is almost as lame as giving them to yourself, so I'm not gonna ask. I'm jus gonna say I totally deserve them. 8P

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