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Work and Such
Date: Oct 21st, 2006 8:35:36 am - Subscribe
Mood: Oh so joyous


Dude, I had the awesomest day at work the other day. Seriously. I mean sure it was kinda slow and stuff, but I was not bored. Ever. It was awesome. It went somethin like this...

So I get to work and sign in, and the first car we wash gives us a $15 tip, which is freakishly huge, esp considering that our most expensive carwash is less than half that. So that was cool.

Then this guy in a blue (at least I think it was blue...) corvette thing came through. So we tell him to put his antenna down, and he does. A few seconds later, he puts it back up. So we're like, what the heck, you idiot? So we tell him to put it down again, and he does. Then we take him into the garage thing, and we start to wash the next car. So I hear this certain click that the carwash makes whenever it's time for me to guide the car out, so I go guide him out, and his antenna had snapped. So he put it up again. After I told him not to. Twice. So I was basically like aha! Sucks for him! But then he parked his car and started cussin us out, even tho there's a fat sign that says ANTENNAS DOWN, as well as one that says DUE TO THE WIDE VARIETY AND CONDITION OF VEHICLES, CARWASH IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE DONE TO VEHICLES. So the guy in the corvette made up some story about how I lead him out while the carwash was still goin and it made his antenna snap. Me and the other worker figured it out, and basically we would have had to lead him out over a full minute early, and lead the next car in while it was in the middle of the waxing cycle. And since neither of us was covered in wax, his story basically was a load of crap. So yeah, that was pretty sweet.

Then these two gay guys came in and got out and watched us wash their car... they were all like..... . And I was all like.... . dag, they need an smily that shoots his face off. So yeah, that wasn't overly pleasant.... they didn't even tip us either.

Ah, here comes the best part. I jus love teenage drama, ya know? So yeah, these two girls came in to wash their truck. Then these 3 guys came in, and flirted with the two girls. So yeah, they all giggled for about a half hour or so while they washed thier truck and stuff. So I leave for like, 20 seconds, and come back, and wow. I totally missed somethin good. The girls were screamin and cussin at one guy and the one guy was screamin at both of them, and oh man, you guys shoulda seen it! I caught a bit of the convo (actually the whole thing, along with everyone else at the carwash with as loud as they were) and it went something like this:
BF: "I didn't F*** her!"
GF: "Yes you did! She told me!"
BF: "Wool she's F*** lying!"
GF: "Why would she F***ing do that?!"
BF: "I don't know!"
GF: "I KNOW you F***ed her!"
BF: "I didn't! F*** her!"
GF: "You did F*** her!"
BF: "FINE! Only one F***ing time!!"
GF: "Wait, you DID F*** her?!?!"
BF: " Oh F***."
GF's Friend: "Now jason, if you do it one F***ing time, it's still technically f***ing her"
BF: *grabs GF's purse/arm*
GF: F***********!!!!!!!!!
BF: F*** you, B****!!
GF: Get the F*** off my F***ing purse you F*** A** (whoa, never heard that one before )
BF: F F F F F F BOMB *runs off to his car with purse, jumps in, peels out of the carwash*
GF: *bursts into tears*
Me, in the background, outta sight:

So yeah, that was my awesome day at work. 8P My life is awesome!!

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