Randomness!
Date: Aug 17th, 2007 5:38:41 pm - Subscribe
Mood: head banging


You can say that finishing summer school is a miracle. (ha ha ha!)


This is non-related to my blog but yeah

I am part of a band called The Roaming Mexicans. We're looking for other Mexicans who play an instrument (and are good). We haven't actually played together but we will eventually.


This too

I got nothing. There you go. This is my blog and I demand justice. First of all, *hold on* awwwww . . . for my first act, I say, "down with the environment and up with nuclear power but in the moon!" What is it about? NO! *lol*

*whispers to Victor, "what should I talk about?"*

*Victor replies, "exploding turtles!"*

Hold on! (again) I don't know what I did. OOO . . .


You get plastic explosives and coat them with a thick layer of nitroglycerin until it weighs about 10 grams. Then, force feed it to the turtle with the fused attached. Walk away. Then 10 seconds later, detonate it. KA-BLOO-EE!

There you go. That's how you explode a turtle.

(c) "How to Explode a Turtle" Patent Pending

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